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why...

Why is it,
that on Bondi Rescue...
It is only ever 
ASIANS
being saved?!?!
Can they not swim......

Bollocks Bollocks

Why is America the super-hero and Australia the side-kick?
okay.
Just turned the telle on.
Six O'clock news.
A crane collapses and destroys an apartment bulding in America.
Five dead. A Hundred Injured.
I don't understand WHY, just WHY, we (Australia) should have to air that shit.
WE DONT GIVE A FUCK.
WHY SHOULD WE.
ALL AMERICA DOES IS WHINE WHEN SOMETHING GOES WRONG FOR THEM.
Britian had a lot of terrorist attacks aswell.
But you don't hear them whining ON and ON and ON and ON .....etc
If you go to America they know fuck all about what's going on in Australia!
So why should we care or sympathise for them.
When something tragic and shocking happens in Australia it doesn't get aired in other countries.
America should keep to themselves and maybe if they stop whining so much people will stop wanting to kill them =]

Epidemic

 
There seems to be a Flu epidemic lately.
And I have fallen victem to it ='[
Work is draining.
School is draining.
Parents are draining.
Friends are draining... and slightley painful, as I myself am drained.
If you are reading this I am probably draining you.
Watch out.
It's contagious.

Winter is getting closer 
I can smell the rain.
=]

MG

"Evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled, she may seem like your typical selfish, backstabbing, slut faced hoe-bag but in reality..she is so much more then that."

Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh..."Caddy" Heron. Do we have a "Caddy" Heron here? Oh Cady, here you go, one for you... And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye!

"boo you whore"

"what it say about me?" "...oh your'e not in it."  "Those bitches!"

"Say crack again" "Crack"


 

Jan. 7th, 2008

ELYSE IS IN LLAMA LAND WITH THE TINY DOLL PEOPLE OF THE FORREST THAT GO CLIKYCLAKY




so fuck the rest of the world =]

marshmellow

ok. a little worried but also proud at the moment. yesturday my brother borrowed my camera to take HIGH ANGLE photos of himself for his myspace. mmm yes.. the new batch of msyapce rookies is coming along quite nicely.

anyway... so...
40 degree heat....
There isn't a huge variety of activites that are appealing on a day like this.
You have your options of: 
- staying indoors and feeling like a MARSHMELLOW being toasted
or
- daring to go OUTSIDE and turning into a bundle of ASH as soon as you step onto the welcome mat
Option two isn't so great because then a family member may return home to find your cremated remains, which will lead them to think that gypsies were burning incense on your door mat.
Option one isn't so great either, as, in your state of slowly melting into the sofa, a family member were to find you. Well...that could lead to many therapist sessions for that unfortuante indivdual. Costing alot of money, and causing your family to go bankrupt and end up living in the parks with the gypsies.
Inevitably... i hate the heat.


The whole point of this entry was to say that BLACK BOOKS FUKIN ROCKS!!!!! =D

CYA

The Penguin of Death

The Ballad of
The Penguin of Death
Method 412
 

The penguin softly calls you 
From his palace in the snow
Though every sinew holds you back
You know that YOU MUST GO.
And when you've made the journey
Across the BARREN icy land
The Pneguin simply nods and says,
"I knew you'd UNDERSTAND".
"I knew that you would come, my friend
Now won't you follow me?
I've made us both some BISCUITS
And a warming pot of tea."
You step inside his palace
And you GASP with silent awe
At the shining crystal ceiling
And the glowing crystal floor.
"Sit down, my FRIEND", the Penguin says
And hows you to your seat.
Then he gently takes your boots off
And starts MASSAGING your feet.
He looks you in the eye and says,
"i know what i must do.
You've come for me to end your life
By METHOD 4-1-2."
"I have" you say, "dear Penguin,
I have come for my RELEASE.
And I'm mindful that this method
Is your final masterpiece."
The Penguin strokes your forehead
And he whispers "very well!"
The he stands a while in silence
And his CHEST begins to swell.
The suddenly you hear it
In a voice so clear and strong,
A strange and SUBTLE melody
A HAUNTING Penguin song.
The words sink deep inside you
And they lift you from your chair.
Their POERTY and WISDOM
Leave you weightless in the air.
And each word is more BEAUTIFUL
And each note is more clear.
It's as though a HONEYED bell of truth
Is ringing in your ear.
You're a child of the forest
You're a babby in the WOMB,
You're the Ruler of the Ancients
In your SACRED golden tomb.
"Oh Penguin, won't you tell me
What enchantment, please, is this?
What manner of salvation?
What strange, euphoric BLISS?
"I'm a running mountain river
I'm a brooding stormy sea!
Was there something in those BISUITS?
Was there something in that TEA?"
Then, as you watch in helplessness,
This strange and SOULFUL bird
Throws his flippers heavenward
And sings ONE FINAL WORD.
A wrod so soft and HOLY
Yet so full of DREAD and pain,
A word that no-one's sung before
And no-one will again.
It melts into your consciousness
And ECHOES through your heart.
Its BEAUTY and its CRUELTY
Are tearing you apart.
Then tears of JOY start flowing
Like the Penguin knew they would
As, for the first time in your life,
You feel COMPLETELY UNDERSTOOD.
And you know the Penguin LOVES you
As what needs to happen must...
You suddednly EXPLODE
Into a million specks of dust.
And out there in the ether
You are HAPPY. Your are FREE.
The Penguin simply smiles
And pours another cup of tea.
THE END

manana-gun

von von von has a manana gun gun gun!!!
i need some inspiration for creative writing =[

arjy barjy

saw Arj Barker last night!! x] fukin funny as!
stupid people infront of us with rediculous laughs! =@
Arj had a nice chat to tijanas's breasts :p
*sticks out chest and smiles enthusiasticly*
*bogz breaks down in laughter*
and im not even going to go into the conversation we had in the car on the way home....
that's better left unsaid...... for everyones sake

Mrs K rang me yesturday morning o_O.............asking for SIOBHAN!!!!!! wts?

brace yourself

.. for it has begun >.>

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